I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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