Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
tell me about the eggs
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
