Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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