I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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