Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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