she smelled like a LAN party
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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