love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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