This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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