oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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