I think my vagina is haunted
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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