I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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