Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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