he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
why is half of my head shaved?
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