apparently the secret to your success is patron
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
wow bdsm is so cute
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