Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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