Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think people are normalizing furries
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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