whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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