Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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