great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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