Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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