who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
did you get engaged???
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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