Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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