"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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