apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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