i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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