I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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