you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
