sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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