And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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