how can u be prego again
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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