What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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