well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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