the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
And then he peed in my hair
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