people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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