dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I have fence marks all over my body
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