let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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