perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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