So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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