I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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