i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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