quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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