just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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