We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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