9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
