Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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