umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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