Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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