Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
My Higher Power is John Stamos
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
The feeling are messing with the penis
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My feet surprised me
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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