Please, let me fuck your mom
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
