butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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