Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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