Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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