What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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