They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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