her facebook's as public as her vagina
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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