Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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