it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Randomize
